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ramblings of a teenage girl

people people!
do you know there's this new brand of super glue which is so much sticky than elephant glue?
i came across 1 today!
hmm!
i was so freaking AMAZED by it!
i bet you people will go WOW when you see it.
say W-O-W with me!
HAHAHAHAHHA!
i seriously cant blv it man.
this super glue is actually created by one of my sis's very creative & innovative friend!
oh, say till creative & innovative.
do you know this company XILINX value creative & innovative talent?!
this creator should try to get a job there!
aiya, forget my promoter speech.
ok, lets start!

name of product: WY & C super glue
features: infinite XXXX stick-ness! WOW right!
price: unknown yet, not in market right now!
attention people, what's so great about this super glue & how is it different from the rest?
the special place lies with the infinite XXXX stick-ness! it enable you stick your the other partner with you! so you dont have to worry about early morning 7am dont reply sms, never read your blog, treating you as secondary not primary. how about poly? uni? HAHHAHAHA!

well well well.
after seeing such good features, im so depressed!
i wish i can be so 'talented' so i can earnbig bucks.
hmm.
but so sad, ben can never be like this!
he's just so not creative & innovative.
hais.
不同人不同命!
too bad, my love name is BEN but not WY. ):

oh yea, anw hor.
even small kids should know or should i say your parents must have told you about this ancestor issue before right!
'you should not go around commenting about people's ancestor!'
but hor, there's this guy attempt to change my sister's surname!
so RUDE LAH!
dont respect OUR ancestor at all!
my sister name is VINNA and surname is TAN.
not TERESE, surname not TEO.
pls rmb!
so stop your rubbish & save it for yourself.
anw, you shld be a NSF clerk not NSF rubbish collector!
so many rubbish to pour out on my sister ah?
i recommend you a new place la.
your house downstair gt rubbish chute right, go there talk to those rats, cockroaches & whatever species you can find there lah.
i bet they understand you, same frequency what.
eat rubbish, talk rubbish!
HAHAHHAHA.

enough for today.
i very not creative de leh.
type abit no more idea liao.
hais.
so hor, a kind reminder for you!
stop pestering & bothering my sister.
thanks mr wenyang! (:

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